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Sun, 16 Aug 1998 14:44:49 -0400
Here's a joke I thought I'd share with you all....(Note: Feel free to
substitute the names Bono and Edge for the two men if you _must_ have some
U2 content!!! =o)
Faith, hope and LOVE,
Di <----who hopes this doesn't offend any Irish persons on the list.....no
offence intended at all, just thought we could all use a laugh. It's been
so *serious* around here lately! ;o)
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Two Irishmen were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a
burning cruise ship. While rummaging throught the boat's provisions, one of
the men happened across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would
appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the two men, one
did come forth in a cloud of smoke. This particular Genie, however, said
that she could only deliver one wish.....not the standard three. Without
giving much thought to the matter, the man who rubbed the lamp blurted out,
"Make the entire ocean into Guinness!"
Immediately, the Genie clapped her hands together with a devastating crash
and *POOF!!* the entire ocean turned into the finest brew ever to come
out of Ireland. With that, the Genie disappeared to her freedom.......
.....Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillnes as the
two men sat there in the lifeboat. The other man looked over disgustedly at
the other man whose wish had been granted. Finally, after a long
tension-filled silence, the other man said, "Well, nice going, mate! Now
we're going to have to pee in the boat."
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