bonospeak

"Paul Hewson a.k.a. Bono

Blasphemous Dublin rock star who thinks he's bigger than John Lennon, who
was of course bigger (physically) than Jesus Christ. Famous for inventing
Bonospeak, a bizzare language used to confuse foreigners, e.g. "If you're
the C.I.A., or the B.B.C., or Dublin Bus, or the Bank of Ireland, then treat
those people well on Monday morning." "

that's from http://www.mee.tcd.ie/rik/dub.html a hp called; "dubliners who
have made it into my hall of fame" i didn't get it and i didn't like it.