Island contest

I figured that since it is the holiday season, I would subject
everyone (as well as hoping to get people involved) in some
light-hearted festivities. Someone tried early with this topic,
but who might like to share their response to the Island contest?
(I'll show you mine, if you show me yours!) I thought it difficult to
come up with a witty retort in 14 words or less, by using an
opening line of "sweetest thing" etc.

I narrowed my response down to three possible replies. "The
Sweetest Thing about you is:"

        1. I know the difference between jazz--and Kenny G!
        2. I kiss my dog on the lips--and I like it!
        3. I make Monica Lewinsky look like an amateur
              (confessions from a former media junkie)!

Since I thought that the wittiest response would be that of the
opposite of "sweet," number 3 was my absolute favorite. However,
in the end, I wimped out and chose number 2 as my response.

Happy holidays to one and all!

Tina