Grammar counts!

I consider WIRE to be a fairly smart group of folks. If I have to see
another post with the following, I may just have to find a shotgun, and put
the barrel in my mouth.

* - Any post where the writer is feeling the need to replace the period (.)
with (...)

* - Poor capitalization. Just a nitpick of mine.

* - The letter U substituted for the word "you", or the letter R replacing
the word "are". Come on people, we don't all write liner notes for a
Prince album. If you write this way, go ahead and post your 7th grade
report card results, because that's what you sound like.

I hope you can all see the tongue in my cheek right now (as well as my big
fat grin).

~ian

"Lighten up Francis..."
           Bill Murray