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re: What's the problem with the anti-greatest hits people?

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Mon, 31 Aug 1998 13:00:27 +0800
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J, you wild person, you must love stirring us crazy wirelings up! I can
feel the heat of a flame war beginning! Quick, grab the asbestos! I am
ducking by my quick response to your nasty verdicts:

1)VERDICT: You are selfish.
I plead - GUILTY. I hate loving a band forever only for every other man
and his dog to go out, buy a compilation GH album, and claim how great the
band is based on some golden oldies. Selfish of me? You bet. Go hard in
sentencing!
2VERDICT: You guys have no faith in U2 and are paranoid.
Paranoid? How do you know - you must be watching me - I knew the
Government had spy cameras in my computer - they must transmit pictures of
me to you via the Internet. Its all a big conspiracy to make Bono the
ruler of the world. Those lemons are UFOs I knew it!!!!!!
3)VERDICT: Guilty of principal crime misunderstanding, with acessory
crimes of selfishness.
I plead - not guilty by way of mistaken identity. I am anti GH but never
claimed that it was U2 selling out. Selling out is such a non-statement as
it can never be truly defined. Noy guilty, sir.

I am sure I can get off with good behaviour based on my blind support of
anything U2 has ever done in the past.

Renee (can't speak for the tongue in my cheek!)