How to recognise posts from an 'anti-bootlegger'...

Hey all,
        After conducting a comprehensive survey of the last few day's posts
here are some common phrases used by those who hate bootleggers.

Have a laugh...

1) 'Insert name of bootlegger' is NOT a TRUE U2 fan.

2) 'Insert name of bootlegger' is ripping off TRUE U2 fans.

3) I am glad 'insert name of bootlegger' got busted. About time too!

4) 'Insert name of bootlegger' should be into just 'spreading the music'
to the REAL U2 fans like me.

5) If you want to SELL your boots then take a jump, but if you want to
TRADE then you can be my friend.

What do you think? Close to the mark? Any additions?

That's all,

                Tim

ADAM!!!