Bono Vox in Wax

As I was strolling down the Cliff Hill (?) in Niagara Falls, Ontario
(semi-consciously, you know:), I could not resist the urge to visit
Musicland (?) where they have these wax figures of musician. You betcha Bono
was there as well (in wax, that is, not in person). What a disappointment -
it looked liked his wax figure was done by memory after watching the
HMTMKMKM video. Very slight resemblance. And he is also behind the glass, so
there goes my dream picture smooching with Mr. B.... So, folks, don't waste
your loonies (about six of them).

Best regards,
Jules