U2 dreams and ramblings
The Lentoids ([email protected])
Wed, 20 Jan 1999 00:17:38 -0700
Any dream interpreters out there? Last night I had this whacked dream
where President Clinton (being played by John Travolta ) somehow escaped
the inquisition, and the republicans were pissed. So, they decided that
they HAD to get him for good, and started planting swasticas all over
the oval office and in Clintons clothing. When this didn't work, they
kidnaped him and forced him to get a tatoo of an upsidedown cross. He
escaped with the aid of a talking horse (disturbingly reacurring) .
THEN, the republicans were bustin' his balls about all of this, and Bono
came to his defense as a witness, but he was dressed as Mr. Macphisto,
and wasn't much of a help at all. Then I woke up, laughing. I think that
I have O.D.'d on Wire and CNN and 'Law and Order'.
By the way, I recently read 'U2 at the end of the world', and is anyone
else freaked out about the political stuff that went on then compared to
now? I mean, everyone was so overjoyed that Clinton was elected because
it was a turning point, and he HAS done incredible things since being in
office, yadda yadda yadda and now he's getting busted by such an ummm..
I guess odd reason. You know, Flannagan mentions a possible theme of
oral sex in AB, maybe Clinton liked the album a little TOO much? Naw,
sorry for getting political.
If Dublin doesn't want U2, I think that there's an opening in Edmonton.
We could change the city slogan to 'Achtung Baby!' and have the cops
wear bright blue uniforms with berets and lemon badges. The city workers
could dress in those bright orange 'poptart' uniforms, and we could
throw a giant martini olive on a stick into the sky line. I must be the
smartest person in the world, why hasn't anyone else thought of this?
Part Vegas, part Gospel Church. Not to mention the incredible shrinking
Canadian Dollar.
What happened to the 40 foot lemon, and the olive? Traveling with a
carnival, or have they been retired to that big cigar bar in the sky?
Take care of eachother,
Vanessa.
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