Ultimate WIRE rip-off (only $40)


John Menzies ([email protected])
Sun, 27 Dec 1998 13:58:05 -0600


For US$40.00, I will send you all of my 1998 posts to WIRE!

Each posting comes with its own Subject heading and includes the
official WIRE posting date. These are Ultra Rare postings. Not bootlegs
or promo copies. The actual postings!

For a mere US$40.00 you too (U2?) can relive the memories, the passion,
the questions, the flames and the sardonic leftovers.

For an additional US$80.00, you can get the "official" CD-R release of
my postings to WIRE.

That's right, for an additional US$80.00, I will actually read my posts
to WIRE and compile them onto a shiny, collectible CD-R disk.

Hear the inflections, the emotions, the tongue-in-cheek banter, the awe
strucked fanaticism and other posted posturings--
--as NO OTHER WIRE-ling has experinced them (except for me, of course,
and anyone else who might have been around while I was typing...as I
have a tendency to talk outloud while I post...I talk quite slowly,
because I type quite slowly, but I talk out loud nonetheless...
..on your ultra rare CD-R, however, I'll pick up the tempo of my
recitation).

Hurry quantities are limited to the first half million people.

These will surely be time cherished collectibles that you will want to
hand down for generations.

Or sell for quick, easy cash when times get rough.

Don't delay!
Order today!

Happy New Year, WIRE.

jm



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