Yasmine * ([email protected])
Thu, 17 Dec 1998 18:54:24 PST
Well, I just thought i'd write this for the hell of it. But this is what
it would be like to me if Bono was Santa Claus :
1. Christmas would be more flamboyant.
2. Christmas would last all year.
3. His outfit would be black instead of red ( and he's wear sunglasses
).
4. The North Pole would be a huge mirror lemon.
5. Rudolph would be MacPhisto's cousin.
6. U2 'goodies' would float down our chimneys.
7. Everyone would get two million dollars as a christmas present. Hell,
lets make that ten million.
8. There would be FREE U2 concerts everynight ( and U2 wouldn't get
tired)
9. He wouldn't say "ho ho ho", he'd say "mofo mofo" or better yet he'd
say hello like everyone else.
10. The sleigh would be pulled by " wild horses" not reindeer.
11. we'd get to sit on his lap even if we didn't want presents.
12. He wouldn't try to squeeze through the chimney like an idiot. He'd
come to your door and give you Irish Coffee. ( a little more for
females.......;o) *wink wink* )
13. And of course christmas carols would change a little................
"Boy to the world"
We three strings", "santa bono is coming to town", Who's gonna ride your
wild reindeer" and " i threw a brick through a chimney" and so
on..........................
Can't think of anything else..............Any other things that should
be added on??
How 'bout if Larry, Adam or Edge was Santa...how cool would christmas
be?
Merry X mas
Y'all..........................................................And i had
better buy U2's christmas song thingy. Can I get this Cd from anywhere?
which kind of shops have it? Thanks U2 lovers!
Yazmine
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