Re: this week's edition of....I give you...the TRUTH!!


Robbie Robinson ([email protected])
Thu, 26 Nov 1998 20:20:16 -0800


> Here the latest news on U2...
> U2's next album will now be entitled "Drugs Baby"...U2 will be
> appearing
> on a Jerry Springer episode sometime in the future, the title "We
> changed
> our style of music, and now you hate us". U2's next tour will be
> called Joy
> to the World and apparently the tickets will be free! However, if you
> are a
> member of the Rolling Stones, the price will be fifty billion dollars
> each.
> Until next time Wire...that's the truth...

Wheeeeee! Can we get tickets from Propaganda?
When will the Jerry Springer show be on, I want to set
my VCR.
Who are going to be the unexpected guest that U2 can get
into a fist fight with. Bono's been boxing for exercise
for years. I'd love to see Larry, Adam and Edge hold
Henry Rollins down while Bono beat the f*#@k out of him :)
Maybe they could invite some of the more irritating rock
critics and Larry could bust a chair over their head :D
Go Boy!

Robbie



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