Another complaint about U2 greatest hits album? STOP THE MADNESS!

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Wed, 4 Nov 1998 13:35:45 EST

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So I go to tower to get my Greatest hits album. I buy three, one for my
friend two for me, the disappointing thing was I didn't get a free opera
singing monkey!! I was so mad. I mean I paid 19.99 for the CD and at least
Tower could do is ante up with the opera singing monkey and not just any opera
singing monkey but an opera singing monkey that can dance and maybe they
should have threw in an Elephant with "Sorry" on it's forehead. This is no
fair at all!!
Then today my eggs were all wrong. I was so mad at the waitress. It was all
because of U2 greatest hits album. I knew it was, cause I could see it in the
waitresses beady little cold blue eyes. She knew it too!!
STOP THE MADNESS!!!
You know I guess some people are preordained to be complainers, never happy
with anything. I am glad I have not fell so far down to reach your lower
plane of misery. I am glad I am unable to feel your pain and your agony about
the things that don't go your way. I read the whiny post and just laugh. I
wonder if you put a pink ribbon to your tail and post on the fans of Eeyore
service?
When that black cloud is raining over my head. I am laughing, running and
playing in the mud cause the air is clean and tomorrow is another day!!
I love my U2 greatest hits CD
YAY!!!!
"I went looking for spirit, I found alcohol, I went looking for soul, I bought
some style, I wanted to meet GOD, to sell me religion..." Bono @ POPMART LNOE

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