Nikki ! ([email protected])
Thu, 15 Oct 1998 17:00:37 PDT
I have been struck with the most ingenius idea ever!
There's this small building in my town, shaped like a section of a
train. Within the last few years, it has been made into so many damn
restaurants and cafes, but they all just keep goin' out of business, and
at the moment, it's vacant once again.
WELL, if I were older and had the money and the smarts for running my
own business, and if the stinkin' building wasn't in Ventura, California
(for my lovely idea would never go down in this city), then I would get
this vacant train-shaped building and start my very own U2 restaurant
called ZOOSTATION! I think that sounds so perfect! Every time I pass
this place, I picture Zoostation, and can't help but fantasize about
it!!! I get butterflies in my stomach! I picture it like a Hard Rock
Cafe......but with only U2 stuff in there. :) Hmmm, I like that idea!
In the Universal U2 Chat room last night, we were comin' up with all
kinds of great ideas, as to what I'd do if I were to open Zoostation- my
dream restaurant! Natually, there'd be tons of U2 memorabilia and stuff
on the walls and all around the place. Mirrorballs would be hangin'
everywhere! I decided I'd upholster the booths and barstools with
shiny, black vinyl. At each table, there'd be little televisions, and
you could select somethin' while you're eating: Rattle & Hum, ZooTV
Live From Sydney, etc. OR there could be somethin' like a jukebox, but
it wouldn't just play music. It'd project the music videos up on a big
ol' screen! And the waiters and waitresses would wear anything from Fly
shades, to Macphisto horns and platforms, to Edge hats, to velvet
dresses (waitresses only), to those little masks that Adam wore on the
Popmart tour. Friday nights at Zoostation, we'd have a U2 tribute band
play! Saturday nights would be U2 Kareoke night! And I've gotta give
credit to a chick from the U2 chat room, Dancin' Queen. She thought
about when ladies come in for their birthdays, the waiters would bring
them cake and do the BOOM CHA pelvic dance for them! Then, I say, that
the lucky birthday girl would have to stand on her seat and do the
lovely dance with them to "DISCOTHEQUE!" LOL! Now, how fun does that
sound?!? But let's not forget about the birthday boys. They'd be
treated to none other than a belly dancer. And of course they'd have to
get on up, too, and shake it with the lady to "MYSTERIOUS WAYS!" The
food on the menu would be GREAT also! But it wouldn't be just any
menu.....it'd be the Unforgettable Menu. For breakfast, there'd be
Bullet the Blueberry Muffins and Pleasing Pancakes. For lunch and
dinner, we could have Bad Burgers (but they'd actually be really good)!
The french fries would be the Pride Potatoes. We'd have 11 O'Clock Tick
Tock Tacos! New Year's Nachos! Party Girl Pasta! And for dessert--- a
Sunday Chocolate Sunday! Acrobat Apple Pie! Lemon Sherbert! Or an
Even Better Banana Split! And let's not forget about the drinks. Yeah
baby! Miami Martinis, Desireable Daqueris, Mysterious Mudslides, Ultra
Violet Vodka and Tonic, Shadows and Shooters, Wire Whisky, Mofo
Margaritas! And *of course* we'd have plenty of GUINESS! :)
LMAO! AAAAAHHHH, I'M TYPING AND I CAN'T SHUT UP! I'm sorry. But -man-
this Zoostation U2 restaurant sounds too damn fun. Doesn't it sound
bitchin', baby?!? However.....the city I'm from in California just
ain't the place for it, unfortunately. :( The ideal setting for this
restaurant would be somewhere in Las Vegas, New York, L.A. or somewhere
in Australia, for there seems to be all kinds of U2 fans Down Under.
Aaaaaaaalrighty! I'm sick of typing. And I'm sure you're sick of
reading this. But thanks for puttin' up with my rantin' and ravin'
about my dream restaurant. Zoostation, baby! Although I may not be
able to make it happen any day soon, I still think it's a bitchin' idea.
And I just *had* to tell someone! Someone who'd appreciate my weird
ideas. Like all y'all on WIRE! :) WOO HOO!
Later---
Nikki :)
Your love was a light bulb hangin' over my bed!
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BABY, BABY, BABY! Light my way!
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