Dyslexic Axe Murderers.. UNTIE!


Ariston Eschaton ([email protected])
Thu, 24 Sep 1998 11:41:43 +0100


achtung y'owl!

From: Pirate Bob <[email protected]>

yeh yeh i know this is just continuing a naff non-u2 thread, but i want
a go as well.. :)

>Spikk it doesn't mean someone of hispanic descent, it means stupid.

where does "spik" come from anyways? never worked out where this
came from..

>Limee it doesn't mean someone of british descent, it means stupid.

ah. this one i know about - thats cuz old english sailors used limes
for Vitamin C which stopped scurvy (hoo-harrrr, me hearties... arrrr..) hehe..
so thats that one solved...

>I'm not comparing drugs to popcorn. I'm comparing Marilyn Manson to
>popcorn. You stated that your knowledge of Marilyn Manson's fan base was
>all of 7 whopping people.

wow... thats like, 7 more people than i know.. the only manson fans ive
seen are like, the ones on tv on the music shows with live audiences,
and im convinced theyre paid to "be fans for a night", just to prop
up the numbers (cuz probably, theres only one subnormal squiff-bucket
in the audience who actually LIKES the guy anyway!) hehehehe...

>These 7 people do drugs, therefore (according to you) 95% of Manson's
>fans do drugs. If the only people I knew that ate popcorn were axe murderers,
>I could use your train of logic and extrapolate that at least 95% of popcorn
>eaters were axe murderers.

i agree with this bit. myself, being an axe murderer (and occasional chainsaw
mutilator in my spare time), i dont do the popcorn stuff. occasionally, i will
have the stuff forced down me by those surly, furtive popcorn pushers you see
skulking about in cinema foyers.

i think its terrible - the modern youth of today are not only doing popcorn
(or "Pops", as some call it), but the real hardcore addicts are using
salt and/or butter to "enhance the experience" - and mindlessly scoff entire
bucketfuls in cinema theatres at the back row, where it is very dark, and
no one can see them indulge in their terrible destructive habit.

for myself, i dont NEED popcorn to be an axe murderer. and i think of the
axe murdering fraternity would agree with me here. i hear there are some
spilter axe-wielding factions who do promote the ingestion of "pops", but
they are very much an obscure group of people.

i think it would be fair to say that around 1.3% of axe murderers get
high on Pops before going out to work, rather than the rather over inflated
95% which was quoted previously in this forum. :)

>Final Point:

s'like jerry springer, this aint it? :)

>Regardless of what you intended the post was clearly, 1. meant to spread
>hatred, and 2. rife with sweeping ill-informed generalizations.

maybe, but on the up-side, it has raised awareness of the axe-murdering
society, which is not easy to do, in todays social climate, as im sure
you'll understand.

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