Nikki !!! ([email protected])
Thu, 13 Aug 1998 23:47:46 PDT
As for everyone else...... HEY! There's this B-52s' song called "Hot
Pants Explosion." Every time I hear it, I think of........ BONOOOOOOO!
They shoulda dedicated it to him. It goes like this:
"You know what I say to your hot pants?
Say what?
Say GET ON DOWN! AAAAHHH HA HA HA!
"I'm in shippin', if you're receivin'
'Cause what I see I ain't believin'.
The longest legs in the shortest pants. [OK, so maybe that one part
doesn't apply to Bono. Just keep readin']
You got me doin' a matin' dance!
Pant pant!
You got me pantin' like a dog!
Pant pant!
Ooo I'm a hot pants hot dog!
"You burned a hole in my mind
When I saw your cute behind!
Wearin' those HOT PANTS!
(Chorus) WHOOOOOA! WHOOOOOA! WHOOOOOA! WHOOOOA! Hot hot hot HOT
PANTS! HOT PANTS! Sizzlin' hot HOT PANTS!
[Yadda yadda yadda. Sings some stuff here that doesn't really remind me
of Bono. AND THEN they sing THIS!]
"If you would be so kind,
Put on those red-hot pants and take a
Stroll through my mind!
(Chorus again)
"Baby, it's so sweet how you got me chokin'
Chokin' on the sizzle you deliver in that
Outfit so SMOKIN'!
HOT PANTS FLARE UP!
"Ooo scintillatin' sizzlin' steamin'
Honey those hot pants got me screamin'!
Supercalifragi-whatta outfit YOU'VE got on!
Super vixen oooooo foxy
Studball hunky baby rock me!
Supercalihalitosis ooooo that outfit's
The absolute MOSTEST!
"OOOO I seen London and I seen France,
But I never saw nothin' so hot as you
in your HOT PANTS!!!!
(More chorus)
"Here a hot, there a hot,
Hot pants on a cute little butt, yeah!
"Hot pants stretchin' tight
Yeah, hot pants clingin' right!
"HOT PAAAAAAAANTS!
They're gettin' so hot...... we might have to take `em off."
Oooooo baby! I like this song! I think it's HILARIOUS! It's a
boogie-on-down kinda song, too! Really fun. Come to think of it,
though..... it's not so much Bono that this song reminds me of, but it's
the FLY! Yeah! The Fly, baby. He was a hottie. Nice butt in those
black, shiney, lovely HOT PANTS! I found a place I can buy some pants
like the Fly's. At a store called Hot Topic. They're expensive, but I
want `em badly, and I can afford `em at the moment so...... I'm gonna
get me some!!!
Anyway, hope y'all enjoyed my little B-52 song.
Later!
Nikki
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